January 2012
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December 2011
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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WatchWatch
nestorarnel: I was playing around with my mom’s new iPad, and I wanted to try and record something. haha so yeah, just me singing Sunday Morning on a Monday evening.  nestor you sing beautifully.
Dec 27th
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Simple As Billy.
no more aznbillybob4sho. I finally strayed away from my sixth-grade screen name.
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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This post is for...
the kids who are spending christmas alone because their parents went out to a party and so did their siblings. You’re not alone, merry christmas!
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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fml.
new associates are getting on my last nerves and stupid customers as well. fuck it. time to relax and have me time, while I spend quality time in bed naked on tumblr. deuces.
Dec 22nd
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Triple make-out session. Yummm.
aznbillybob4sho: kevinseng1: jaysuun: kevinjthompson: This is classic :-) , @ryleedeperalta, @Joeeeyiremedio, @kevinjthompson, @jaysuun, and @aznbillybob4sho and Viet.  Why can’t I find a cute guy like one of these T_T LOL YES! You can’t see my faceeeeeeeeee :D LOLOL omg this was last year hahahahahah!
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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hiiii (:
just got home, lets chat.
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Truth is...
 once you lose me. You’re never going to get me back.
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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winter break is finally here,
time to take a road trip and visit my friends from OC/LA/Irvine/Nor-Cal.
Dec 14th
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Truth is...
I am a pussy when it comes to bugs and little things that crawl. I cringe and whine like a little girl.
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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My dick is dry,
wanna moisturize it with your mouth?
Dec 13th
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:3
my birthday is in 3 days, I won’t be a teenager anymore… I’m an old fart.
Dec 6th
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I like...
listening to others playlists. I feel like I am getting a sense of who they really are just through music.
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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I like my men like my cars.
paulwashere: Strong and built like horses.
Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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what a day,
work then studied til 2 in the morning. finals are coming up, gotta step up my game. good night (:
Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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The awkward moment when...
you step on the escalator and it’s not running.
Dec 3rd
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Dec 1st
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